Dirty Bertie may refer to:
Edward VII, Albert Edward (1841-1910) King of the United Kingdom and the British Dominions, and Emperor of India Bert Olmstead (1926–2015), a Canadian professional ice hockey player, known as Dirty Bertie Dirty Bertie, a short story in More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids, 2001, by British author Jamie Rix Dirty Bertie, 2002, books for younger readers by David Roberts Alan MacDonald (writer) later books