Crumpet!: A Very British Sex Symbol is a one-hour BBC TV documentary written by Julie Burchill and Jane Garcia. Presented by Tony Livesey and directed by John Moulson, it was first shown on UK TV on 28 December 2005.
The programme charted the history of British female sex symbols (known as "crumpet", an English colloquialism), starting with Diana Dors and using archive footage up to the late 1980s, featuring some of James Bond's glamour girls, vampire victims in Hammer Horror films, the sexy girls of the Carry On films, vestal virgins in the TV comedy Up Pompeii, and characters in Man About the House. It also features interviews with members of Pan's People, the resident dancing troupe on Top of The Pops, and an interview with the singer-songwriter Lynsey de Paul. The documentary featured actors Honor Blackman, Ingrid Pitt,Ingrid Pitt, Queen of Horror: The Complete Career by Robert Michael "Bobb" Cotter. McFarland, 13 October 2010, Barbara Windsor, Madeline Smith, Alexandra Bastedo, Caroline Munro,Caroline Munro, First Lady of Fantasy: A Complete Annotated Record of Film By Robert Michael "Bobb" Cotter, Publisher: McFarland; 1 edition (12 June 2012), Julie Ege,page 128, The Encyclopedia of Hammer Films, Chris Fellner, 2019, Rowman & Littlefield Publishers, Sue Upton, Sally Thomsett,Hammer Complete: The Films, the Personnel, the Company by Howard Maxford, McFarland & Co Inc, Publication date 6 February 2019, Leslie Philips and Wendy Richard. As well as this, it included analyses by cultural commentators such as Dylan Jones, Germaine Greer, and Ned Sherrin.Ingrid Pitt, Queen of Horror: The Complete Career by Robert Michael "Bobb" Cotter, Publisher: McFarland, 13 October 2010,
The Guardian newspaper reviewed the programme and noted that, perhaps surprisingly, Greer was not angered by the material that was being considered. She observed in the programme that "There's not much nutritional value in crumpet, but it won't kill you".Sam Wollaston, The Guardian, 29 December 2005 A year later, to redress the balance, the documentary Beefcake: A Very British Sex Symbol, also presented by Livesey, was broadcast by BBC2 on 27 December 2006.
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