The following is a list of recurring Saturday Night Live (SNL) characters and sketches introduced between September 28, 1991, and May 16, 1992, the seventeenth season of SNL.

Tales From The Barbecue An old man (Tim Meadows) tells outlandish tales of acts of barbecue-related heroism he performed when he was younger (Chris Rock). Debuted September 28, 1991.

Zoraida the NBC Page An Ellen Cleghorne sketch. Debuted September 28, 1991.

Appearances Season Episode Host Notes 17 September 28, 1991 Michael Jordan 17 November 16, 1991 Linda Hamilton 17 February 8, 1992 Susan Dey 17 May 16, 1992 Woody Harrelson 18 October 10, 1992 Joe Pesci 18 April 17, 1993 Kirstie Alley

The Chris Farley Show

A Chris Farley sketch. Debuted October 5, 1991.

Appearances Season Episode Host Notes 17 October 5, 1991 Jeff Daniels 17 November 16, 1991 Linda Hamilton guest: Martin Scorsese 18 February 13, 1993 Alec Baldwin guest: Paul McCartney

Queen Shenequa Queen Shenequa, played by Ellen Cleghorne, was an Afrocentric social critic who dressed in African garb, observed Kwanzaa, and made commentaries on race. She had a somewhat disdainful persona, such as when she observed about Michael Jackson: "'Black or White'? If it doesn't matter, then why are you so white?", or when she commented that Kwanzaa "is a Swahili word which means 'Santa don't come to my house'". Debuted October 26, 1991.

Appearances Season Episode Host Notes 17 October 26, 1991 Christian Slater 17 December 7, 1991 M.C. Hammer 17 April 11, 1992 Sharon Stone 17 May 9, 1992 Tom Hanks 18 September 26, 1992 Nicolas Cage The Queen Shenequa Show 18 December 5, 1992 Tom Arnold 18 February 6, 1993 Luke Perry Dark Moments in Black History 19 October 30, 1993 Christian Slater

Mark Strobel A Chris Farley sketch. Debuted November 2, 1991.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Phil Hartman plays a caveman who was frozen in a glacier, was revived in modern times, and went on to become a corrupt lawyer. Debuted November 23, 1991.

Appearances Season Episode Host Notes 17 November 23, 1991 Macaulay Culkin 17 March 14, 1992 John Goodman 18 January 16, 1993 Harvey Keitel 21 March 23, 1996 Phil Hartman

Dick Clark's Receptionist A David Spade sketch in which various celebrities show up for a meeting with Dick Clark, and his receptionist doesn't recognize them ("And you are ... ?"). Debuted December 7, 1991.

Appearances Season Episode Host Notes 17 December 7, 1991 M.C. Hammer 17 February 22, 1992 Roseanne Arnold, Tom Arnold 19 November 13, 1993 Rosie O'Donnell

Theatre Stories Theatre Stories was an SNL skit parodying English actors. Debuted December 14, 1991. It is described by the announcer as produced by the "British-American Theatre Alliance", and centered around several English Shakespearean actors recounting acting experiences and anecdotes. However, one of the most memorable performances was Dana Carvey as embittered former American child star Mickey Rooney, complaining about how the film industry largely turned their back on him, and reminiscing on better times.

Mike Myers played the host, Kenneth Rhys-Evans ( "Cucumber Jones"), an English actor who discovered one day that he could not control the volume of his voice (a joke Myers later used in the first Austin Powers movie). Other characters included Steve Martin as an elderly British actor nicknamed "Nobby", because his real name was incredibly long.

Quotes:

Kenneth: That reminds me of a story that's in no way related. I was working with John Gielgud in a production of Troilus and Cressida, when I discovered I had no control OVER THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE! Mickey: I was the number one star... in the world, you hear me? Bang! <kissing noise> In the wooorld. Nobby: What a fascinating story you ghastly American! <imitating Mickey> Bang!"Mickey: I'm just glad I like women.Nobby: What are you getting at?Kenneth: Yes, why don't you go off somewhere and have an American 'hot... dog'? Nobby: I remember one time when we were doing a performance of Waiting for Godot during the war when we took a direct hit from a Nazi buzz bomb, and when I looked up and saw the proscenium crashing down on me I said "Ah" and I soiled myself.Kenneth: Well who can blame you? I would too if I were in that situation.Nobby: No, not then, I mean right now when I said "Ah"!

Appearances Season Episode Host Notes 17 December 14, 1991 Steve Martin 17 March 14, 1992 John Goodman 19 October 23, 1993 John Malkovich 19 May 7, 1994 John Goodman

Jan Brady The middle sister from The Brady Bunch, she was portrayed by Melanie Hutsell, who had first played the character in The Real Live Brady Bunch stage show. She would usually begin a commentary on a subject which devolved into a comparison to something that happened on one of the Brady Bunch episodes and her frustration with her siblings who get more attention. Her catchphrase was "Marcia, Marcia, MARCIA!", referring to her older sister in a direct quote from an episode of the popular TV series. Debuted January 11, 1992.

Appearances Season Episode Host Notes 17 January 11, 1992 Rob Morrow 17 February 8, 1992 Susan Dey Partridge Family vs. The Brady Bunch 18 October 24, 1992 Christopher Walken 18 January 9, 1993 Danny DeVito

Delta Delta Delta A Melanie Hutsell, Siobhan Fallon Hogan and Beth Cahill sketch, parodying the sorority Delta Delta Delta. Sometimes the characters would be visited by fraternity members, played by male cast members or guests. The catchphrases were stating "Oh mah Gawd" or answering a phone with "Delta, Delta, Delta, can I help ya, help ya, help ya?" In one crossover, one of the Tri-Delts got poor customer service from the Gap Girls. Debuted January 11, 1992.

Appearances Season Episode Host Notes 17 January 11, 1992 Rob Morrow 17 February 22, 1992 Roseanne Arnold, Tom Arnold 17 March 21, 1992 Mary Stuart Masterson 17 May 16, 1992 Woody Harrelson

Cajun Man Adam Sandler portrayed a man from Cajun country in Louisiana who dressed like Huckleberry Finn and spoke in a heavily exaggerated Cajun French dialect. When interviewed he would simply respond with one or two word answers, ending with "-tion". For example, when asked where his girlfriend is, he would answer "long vacation" and then being asked how he occupies his time, would answer "masturbation." The character is essentially a send-up of TV chef Justin Wilson who specialized in Cajun cuisine, and would frequently enunciate the second syllable in the word "onion". Debuted February 8, 1992.

Appearances Season Episode Host Notes 17 February 8, 1992 Susan Dey 17 March 14, 1992 John Goodman 17 March 21, 1992 Mary Stuart Masterson 18 October 10, 1992 Joe Pesci

The Sensitive Naked Man A Rob Schneider sketch, where Schneider plays a nudist who fails to see the stigma of public nudity. The sketch was shown twice, once with his wife tries to confront him about his nudity at home, another where he is at a ball game with his son. He is sensitive to people's problems, but denies any connection to complaints about his refusal to put some clothes on, not even to the point in the second sketch where he is arrested for indecent exposure. The sketch was discontinued, arguably because of risk of censorship violations. Schneider actually was naked on set. Although he concealed himself such as being behind counters and the like, there were a couple of times his naked rear end was visible to the audience. Debuted February 8, 1992. The second sketch was on May 16, 1992.

Buster Jenkins A Chris Rock sketch, where he was a Weekend Update commentator giving a story from the perspective of an elderly black man. Debuted February 15, 1992.

Susan the Transsexual A Phil Hartman sketch. Debuted February 15, 1992.

Opera Man Opera Man was a Weekend Update character played in the early to middle 1990s by Adam Sandler. He would appear in a tuxedo, white fancy shirt and black-red cape, looking like a Dracula-esque in appearance, - He would do the often holding a white handkerchief as a parody of Pavarotti - and sing, opera style, jokes about current events and celebrities. Among Opera Man's sketches, regarding the L.A. Riots: "La Chiefa Policia, no dispatcha gendarme / morono, no respondo / no excusa, bagga doucha!" There was also the "Tom Hanks-o/ nominat-o/second time-o/You're a great-o/next year vacacion/go to France-o/give someone else/ a freaking chance-o!" sketch, during which, on the screen, a picture of Billy Madison came up. The sketches always ended with a big flourish. For example: "I like to sing for you!/ a-that's a-no lie/ Opera man, Bye Bye!" concluding with mock-bravos and roses being flung in Opera Man's direction. Debuted April 18, 1992.

The earlier appearances of Opera Man featured him singing a higher quantity of accurate Italian lyrics, though the subtitles showed the lyrics rather than an English translation. Jon Lovitz showed up in one episode to play his older brother just in from Italy.

Opera Man also once appeared in his own sketch where it was done up like a genuine opera (albeit a very short one), and titled "One Match Short of the Jackpot". Phil Hartman narrates, explaining to the audience that Opera Man has just filled up his car at a gas station and included a New Hampshire Lottery scratch ticket with his purchase. Opera Man gets more excited as every box he scratches off reveal a million dollar prize, until the last one, at which he prays to God, "Opera Man promiso--no more masturbato!" mismatches and he dejectedly says he must continue his job as a security guard for Montgomery Ward. Sandler briefly reprised Opera Man on SNLs 40th anniversary show in 2015.

Opera Man also performed at the 2001 Concert for New York City.

Appearances Season Episode Host Notes 17 April 18, 1992 Jerry Seinfeld 17 May 16, 1992 Woody Harrelson 18 September 26, 1992 Nicolas Cage 18 December 12, 1992 Glenn Close 18 February 6, 1993 Luke Perry 18 April 17, 1993 Kirstie Alley 19 October 2, 1993 Shannen Doherty Scratch Ticket 19 November 13, 1993 Rosie O'Donnell 19 April 16, 1994 Emilio Estevez 20 February 18, 1995 Deion Sanders 40 February 15, 2015 — Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special. First time Sandler has reprised Opera Man since 2001 44 May 4, 2019 Adam Sandler

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