Mutha Is Half A Word is the debut album by American comic and actress LaWanda Page, released in 1971 on the Laff Records label.

Description Some of Page's most famous stand-up monologues are included on the album, including "The Blind Woman" and "Smell the Sardines", routines that she performed on television later in her career.

Track listing "Husbands & Whores" "The Desk Clerk" "Yo-Yo" "Vice Squad" "Three Pregnant Prostitutes" "Two Winos" "Sampson" "69 to 88" "The Preacher & the Funeral" "All but Wipin'" "The Pilot" "Daddy's Nuts" "Two Cowboys" "Santa Claus" "Madam & Her Daughters" "The Milk Company" "The Train" "The Owl" "The Chinaman" "Adam & Eve" "Assault" "Son in the Morning" "The Drunk & the Bartender" "Hole in the Head" "Banging the Blinds" "Winchester Cathedral" "Mother Frocker" "The Sheep" "The Blind Woman" "Smell the Sardines"

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