V is the fifth full-length album by San Francisco metal/indie group The Fucking Champs, released in 2002 on Drag City.

Track listing Never Enough Neck Pt. 1 Never Enough Neck Pt. 2 Children Perceive the Hoax Cluster I Am The Album Cover Nebula Ball Rests in a Fantasy Claw The Virtues of Cruising Aliens of Gold Air on a G-String Hats Off to Music Major Airbro's Landing Policenauts 2000 Crummy Lovers Die in the Grave Part Three Happy Segovia Chorale Motherfucker