Włatcy móch () (English: The Lordz o' Flys) is a Polish adult animated sitcom, which aired on the Polish TV channel TV4 between November 2006 and December 2011. The title is a misspelling of "Władcy much" ("The Lords of Flies") and derives from William Golding's novel Lord of the Flies. The story revolves around four 8-year-old boys in Grade IIB of the Zośka Battalion Primary School in Wrocław: Anusiak, Konieczko, Maślana and Czesio. The show has a total of 127 regular and 2 special episodes, and a feature film also exists. The comedy won the 2008 in category "TV Series".
It is often compared to South Park, to such an extent that the show has even been nicknamed the "Polish South Park".
From 2017 to 2019 a sequel series named Włatcy móch: One (Lordz o' Flys: Them) was produced, but the premiere of the show took place on 8th of September 2024.
Main characters Czesio – A zombie. He lives with two of his friends, Marcel and The Colonel, and has a teddy bear – Sweary. He wants to become a singer of Gorzkie żale (in Czesio's meaning, old, sad Church chants). Czesio had such serious and numerous developmental and genetic disabilities before death, that it was only after he died that he was able to function normally. He doesn't know that he's a zombie and that because of that he is physically unable to grow up. He's extremely polite and kind, but also very naïve. He can eat anything without harm, without limits in quantity. His IQ was estimated at 70. Anusiak – (in the episode "Nazywam się Anusiak", he's also called Odbyciak – odbyt is Polish for anus). He always sniffs his hand after the end of most of his sentences because of allergies. His father is a member of a peasant political party (probably Samoobrona) and is a Sejm member – which is reflected in Anusiak's political aspirations. He wants to create a large populist party that would one day rule the world, with himself as the leader. Due to his fathers' example, he is skilled at writing and delivering appealing (populist) speeches. He always receives socks as his Christmas present. His IQ was estimated at 50. Maślana – (Buttermilk) sometimes called Moczowód (Polish for ureter) the richest and most cunning and sneaky of the group. He wants to be the President of the World Bank. He wore a diaper in the episode Mokre Sny ("Wet Dreams"). On his 8th birthday, his wealthy parents gave him a golden credit card. His top rated value is money, but he is also quite religious at the same time, and is very afraid of Satan. His IQ was estimated at 130. Konieczko – (Necessary) a genius, similar to Dexter. He likes to experiment on animals, especially using explosives. He claims to be an atheist. He wants to become the President of the Nobel Foundation. His IQ was estimated 153 - the highest in his class. He is confirmed to have ADHD. Ms. Frał – (from German: die Frau, meaning woman, lady). Also called "the old bag" or "Gal/Dudette" by the main four. She is the teacher of class IIB, the class with the four boys. She is an old spinster and is still a virgin. Religiously devoted (in a very old-fashioned sense), she is very demanding and does not like the main characters, and does not refrain from insulting them frequently. She speaks with an Eastern Polish accent. Mrs. Nurse – a corpulent school nurse with a deep, masculine voice. After the death of Marcel, her husband, she becomes interested in blues. Aside from blues, she is also interested and prolific in practically every genre of music. She enjoys the reggae culture and smokes marijuana at times. In the episode Za Kólisami ("Behind the Scenes"), it is revealed she has an underage Asian lover.
Other characters Andżelika – is a classmate of the main characters. She comes from the USA. She is 3 years older than the other students, but attends the same class due to educational differences between Poland and the US. The boys don't like her mutually. In the episode Andżelika, she was going out with Anusiak, Konieczko, and Maślana all at once, only to dump them the next day to go after Czesio. However, Czesio didn't like her because she doesn't have a penis. Her IQ was estimated 140. Her father is from Texas. She often uses English words along with Polish. Karolina – Andżelika's best friend. Marcel – an alcoholic zombie, former husband to Mrs. Nurse. He committed suicide by jumping from a bridge, and therefore can't get into heaven. He lives at the cemetery and is Czesio's neighbor and friend. He likes to spend his time with The Colonel by drinking beer and vodka brought to the cemetery by his wife, whom he told to do so instead of bringing flowers. Marcel often acts as Czesio's dad on parents' evenings. The Colonel – also a zombie, but with his upper skeleton and skull visible. He lives at the cemetery near Marcel, and is another one of Czesio's friends. He fought in the Home Army and according to other information, in Józef Piłsudski's legion during World War I. He is known for his strong anticommunist views and dislike toward police. Some of his friends, fellow zombie Home Army veterans, are still living in the underground since the Warsaw uprising, where he visits them. Like Marcel, Colonel is an alcoholic and they often drink together. He often breaks into the graves of fallen Russians to get vodka. The Colonel often acts as Czesio's mum on parents' evenings. Sweary the Bear – Czesio's brown teddy filled with sawdust, leader of the plushies. Sweary is alive and swears a lot. He also helps Czesio when he is in trouble, along with the rest of the gang. He is also a drinkmate of Marcel and The Colonel, but does not drink too much because of his sawdust filling soaking through. Sweary is the only character in the show to be animated in 3D. The Homeless – sleeps rough and collects garbage. He mumbles a lot and never speaks intelligibly. The Bus Driver – a Satanist. He performs black Sabbaths at the cemetery. His IQ was estimated 66.6, which upset Anusiak, because his IQ is even lower. The Priest – allergic to caffeine. He is a dead ringer for Tadeusz Rydzyk. The Nun – a religious education teacher. She looks, sounds and behaves exactly like Miss Frał, except she has a different accent. Mariola Wasilak – a TV journalist, who has won an Oscar for a report on Polish children at an annual potato lifting contest. Rambo – Maślana's dog, appears only in Episode 34. Zajkowski – the main characters' classmate. He often visits the ladies room because the main characters hate him and often bully him (especially Anusiak). He has fallen in love with Andżelika. Anusiak always beats him up, and in one of the episodes, Konieczko killed him. His IQ was estimated 100. Pikulski and Frosik – are from sixth grade and they are around 4 years older than the main characters. They are school gangsters and the main characters are very afraid of them. In a few episodes, the duo is always doing something mischievous to the main characters, such as stealing their property, or hitting them for fun. Surprisingly, Mrs. Nurse also hates them because she knows they are doing harm to other pupils and she will always help the main characters if Pikulski or Frosik have done anything wrong to them. Pedeciak – Konieczko's tan teddy with buttons in place of his eyes. Unlike his owner, he is not very intelligent. Toothy – Maślana's teddy, wearing a blue-grey-red sweatshirt and a baseball cap. He has a single tooth going out of his mouth. Huggy – Anusiak's pink plush rabbit. He is the most infantile of the four plushies and wants to hug everyone, which annoys Sweary a lot.
List of episodes (translations without mistakes)