If I Were a Carpenter may refer to:
"If I Were a Carpenter" (song), a song composed by Tim Hardin and popularized by Bobby Darin If I Were a Carpenter (Bobby Darin album), a 1966 album by Bobby Darin If I Were a Carpenter (tribute album), a tribute album to The Carpenters "If I Were a Carpenter" (Auf Wiedersehen, Pet), a 1983 television episode