The following is a list of episodes for the Network Ten comedy series, The Wedge.
Season one
We're Moving Original Air Date TV Broadcast Synopsis # 30 May 2006 S01E01 National Partying Championships take place at a home, where several guests battle it out to see who will claim the champion title. Hotdogs makes a guest appearance. 'Cooking With Gandalf' sees calamari rings being made and Gandalf's obsession and temptation to take the ring. Lucy Webster talks to Dylan about their relationship, and sends him a video card for Valentine's Day. Jack Farmer talks about his family's farming heritage, all revealing to be failures. Lola the Lollipop Lady bashes a cyclist who crosses the crossing line. Sherine and Leanne try their luck to hit the jackpot at the pokies. 1 6 June 2006 S01E02 Mark Warey has his 14th press conference this month, this time for a series of crimes such as assaulting a barman. Jack Farmer shows us his form of communication in the bush, two cans and some strings. 'Cooking with Bono' sees a chicken and beetroot dish being made, this is interrupted by Bono's outlooks on poverty. Lucy Webster sends Dylan a new screensaver and talks about Courtney's 'accidental' allergy attack. The WedgeTel call centre deals with an important caller, who has trouble 'getting it up'. Wedgedale High welcomes a new replacement teacher, Art Cooney, and a new student, Dalis who's a native Australian. Robbie Fowler continues his 'Running for a Reason' marathon around Australia. On the TV show, 'Fat Crackers', Fat Mandi decides to go to fat camp in Wedgedale.2 13 June 2006 S01E03 Marileise, the extremely dodgy dog show trainer from South Africa teaches her philosophy on Dog Showing. Goths Tarquin and Lucretia, move into the neighbourhood where they choose a house responsible for many deaths. Mark Warey apologises again, this time for an incident on board an airliner. 3 20 June 2006 S01E04 The plastic surgeon's wives and their husbands make an appearance. 'Cooking with Australian Idol' sees Casey Donovan making a chocolate mud cake with cream, before seeing Mark Holden criticise with his unusual gibberish. Goths Tarquin and Lucretia decorate their new home with black paint. Fat Mandi arrives at Fat Crackers Fat Camp and has some confusions as to what 'weigh-in' means. Zak's home videos debut, with Zak's dad tackling a gardening issue. 4 22 June 2006 S01E05 Robbie Fowler is still on his marathon but makes sure to make time for his mother's birthday. WedgeTel's call centre takes an emergency call, this time with an explosion in the dunny. Jack assesses his losses from a bush fire. Lucy is confused by Dylan's mixed signals and believes it's time they got back together. Fat Mandi has her initial weigh-in at fat camp as her parents deal with her absence in very different ways. Wedgedale Plaza's number one security guard, 'Big' Mike Small, is too distracted to notice a brawl happening near him. 5 27 June 2006 S01E06 Jack and Jill's drive through fast food outlet fails to attract any interest out in the bush. Art Cooney counsels a pregnant student with unhelpful comments. The reality of Fat Camp, and the chafing, begins to set in for Mandi and her fellow fat campers. Security guard "Big" Mike Small encounters the Chainsaw Guy, the Chainsaw Guy, blundering, yet again. 'Keith and Tina's Home Direct' demonstrate their latest product, Demon Spirit Sucker 2000, which is obviously a vacuum cleaner covered in tin foil. 6
Lucky Original Air Date TV Broadcast Synopsis # 4 July 2006 S01E07 Lucy continues to stalk Dylan by accusing his friend, Damien, of being gay. Jack and Jill Farmer waste wine that is potentially useful because it's 100 years old. Mandi makes an emergency phone call to her parents, requesting food. 7 11 July 2006 S01E08 Timmy tackles the mother of all spelling words, 'antitransubtionalistist' with outrageous asthma attacks and faintings nearing time he almost figures the word out. The plastic surgeons wives stop for gas at the petrol station to pump up their breasts. Sherine keeps her kids safe from social services by repeatedly telling her kids to drive and hit the social services woman, Bronwan. Art Cooney receives an unexpected visit from the Headmistress of Wedgedale High after saying rude poetry in front of the students. Zak's dad show him and his friends how to play cricket. Clare shows a home to a recently separated client, later revealed to have cheated on his wife for his wife's sister, this is exactly the same as to what happened to Clare. Lucy won't let a firewall stand between her and Dylan by installing a program into his computer. Lola the Lollipop Lady has another violent outbreak with a motorist, this time using her stop sign as a javelin.8 18 July 2006 S01E09 The WedgeTel Call Centre handles a call of quantum proportions. Fat Mandi digs into her hidden stash of sweets while her parents make plans to rescue their daughter. National Wedding Championships take place, ending with a double marriage. Sandra Sultry is a victim of the anonymous snipper. On day 1408 of his run, Robbie Fowler reflects on his faithful wife, who has been there for him every day. 9 25 July 2006 S01E10 Cooking with the Becks sees an easy to cook meal, cock in a tarp, being made. Sherine explains how you 'make kids' to her kids. Lucy sets up home security cameras for Dylan, one outside the main window of his bedroom, the other another window of his bedroom and the last one, in the bathroom. Henry Bumstead's intentions turns to getting a date. 10 1 August 2006 S01E11 Jack and Jill Farmer sees the end of the drought with a flood. Mark Warey addresses the media in regard to the photos of him leaving a "gentleman's club" Art Cooney counsels a student at the end of his rope by calling him a misery guts. Lucy asks Dylan about the complaint he made against her to the school counsellor, Ms Rogers. The Plastic surgeons, Cameron and Piece examine Cameron's latest handiwork, a man with a penis enlargement. 11 8 August 2006 S01E12 Lucy reassures Dylan the police are on to the right suspect in their school counsellor's accident The founder of Fat Camp International arrives to oversee the campers' final 'weigh-in'. Henry accepts having missed out as host of Dancing with the Stars, saying that Daryl is skating on thin ice. 12 15 August 2006 S01E13 Wedgedale Plaza's security guard Mike Small puts some new recruits through their paces. Wedgies' drive-thru girl Karen instructs a new trainee, Deirdre, on her first day of her 'defining' career at Wedgies' drive-thru. Cooking with Christopher Walken sees a chicken with popcorn shrimp dish being made. The host of talk show "Don't Hang Yourself" tackles some emotional issues with his guest, resulting to his guest in tears. On the conclusion of Fat Crackers, Mandi Maple-Brown reaches the final weigh-in. Lucy informs Dylan her relationship with the school's new counsellor, Andrew, is strictly professional. 13
Thanks For Coming Original Air Date TV Broadcast Synopsis # 22 August 2006 S01E14 Funk FX auditions are held at Karla Bang's School of Dance Xcellence, with Karla choosing Kiki as her lead act. Sporting superstar Mark Warey apologises to Heath Ledger and the supporting cast of Brokeback Mountain and the gay community as a whole for insulting them. The Chainsaw Guy meets the snipper and has his chainsaw string cut. Keith and Tina promote their latest product, the Air Band 200. Lucy turns her intentions to stalk Andrew, her counsellor. 14 29 August 2006 S01E15 The chainsaw guy finds true love with a bandaged girl. Zak's dad takes the family camping. Lucy tells Andrew of her dreams while attempting to stalk him. Art Cooney gives his students career advice.15 5 September 2006 S01E16 Sherine and Leanne get out to do some shopping for clothes. Cooking with Harry Potter sees anything random being eaten such as tomatoes. The Chainsaw Guy's has his first date. Lola the psychotic lollipop lady takes a biter. Lucy sends Andrew a message from his house. Mark Warey's manager discusses his client's disappearance in India. Marileise the South African dog trainer shows the best way to bribe a judge. 16 12 September 2006 S01E17 Art Cooney meets with two same sex parents making disgusting references of homosexuality whilst talking. Sandra Sultry gets an update on the approaching wildfires from hunk firefighter, Barry Buff. Jack Farmer takes up painting with his 'f***ing flies'. The amazing Shane makes a birthday performance, stealing all the presents and food. Robbie Fowler is concerned that Kevin, his imaginary friend, is being ignored by his family. 17 19 September 2006 S01E18 Art Cooney appears on Wedgedale Idle with a suggestive rap. Cooking with Paris Hilton sees Paris' sexuality being tested. Jack works with new farmhand Ennis, a supposedly gay farmer. Lucy gives a statement to the police the threats made against her by her school counselor's wife. Karla oversees the last days of rehearsal before the dance recital, settling on an Australiana theme. 18 26 September 2006 S01E19 National Nightclubbing Championships from the very popular Demolitions Night Club The Chainsaw Guy resorts to calling technical support for help on his new chainsaw but doesn't get much help from the Wedgetel Call Centre. "Big" Mike Small auditions on Wedgedale Idle with a gutless performance which Mark Holden criticises. Jack and Ennis spend some time in Jack's back paddock called 'Backdoor Mountain'. Karla Bangs' Dance Spectacular has its premiere with Kiki's lead performance. Lucy resumes her chat with Dylan claiming that she's really sorry for cheating on him. Mark Warey announces his split from his manager at Spotfires lmtd. 19
That's Valid Original Air Date TV Broadcast Synopsis # 3 October 2006 S01E20 Karen and the Wedgies staff have a drive-through emergency in the style of an aircraft emergency. Jack shows Ennis the BrokeWedge mountain river and the two sleep in a tent together. Lucy resumes her chat with Dylan but he's not speaking to her. Karla Bang's dance spectacular has its big finale; Kiki gets injured. 20 10 October 2006 S01E21 Mike Small shares his five symptoms of a cheating spouse with Rodger. Lola is angry that an 'inconsiderate' parent has driven over the line at the children's crossing. Principal Schmitt tries to have a few words with young William Bunt before getting rudely interrupted. WEJ FM is taken off air by the mysterious Snipper. Cooking with Russell Crowe see a meat dish being made. Lucy tries to get Dylan to take her to the school formal. Clare Douglas drops in on some clients before they go to bed. 21 24 October 2006 S01E022 Wedgedale Idle continues with a performance from Wedgies' employee Karen. Perpetual marathoner Robbie Fowler approaches Wedgedale and keeps his mind active in the strangest of ways. The trolley boy fails as the snipper comes from nowhere and cuts the rope that was holding the trolleys together. National Shopping Championships sees the fastest shoppers win the race. A tearful Mark Warey announces his separation from his fiancée, Karen. Lucy plays her new song "Slapper Slap Down" for Dylan. 22 31 October 2006 S01E23 Arts & Crafts with Christopher Walken sees a spring hat being made. Sherine and Leanne audition for Wedgedale Idle. Zak's dad gets his wires crossed installing a new security system. Lucy tells Dylan she has publicised their relationship. Sandra Sultry's "Wedgeline" takes a look at kiddie band The Veggies. Robbie Fowler encounters some hurdles on his marathon run. 23 7 November 2006 S01E24 Keith and Tina's Home Direct offer their latest deal on the Intergalactic Defend-a-Probe 2000. Sandra Sultry's "Wedgeline" continues with the Veggies. Cooking with Pamela Anderson sees an Aging American Fruitcake being made. At Café Wedge, Henry questions his girlfriend about her infidelity. Karen suggests a vow of chastity to her employee and has a cautionary tale about Ronald. 24 14 November 2006 S01E25