Clayton Counts (August 19, 1973 – November 22, 2016) was an American musician and composer, a former DJ, and one half of the experimental band Bull of Heaven.

Early life Counts was born with detached retinas in both his eyes. A series of surgeries at a young age complicated this, leaving him blind in his right eye, and weakened in his left.Chicago Antisocial article in Chicago Reader Counts was initially located in Austin, Texas.

In the 1990s, Counts became notorious with his prank phone calls to the Austin Community Access Center, in particular Alex Jones's show. An incident occurred – though with varying claims from both sidesAustin Chronicle: Alex Jones: Conspiracy Victim or Evil Mastermind? – in which Counts was involved in the assault of Jones in a parking lot with three other individuals. As a follow-up, it was claimed that Jones used FBI connections to label Counts a terrorist and claimed he possessed child pornography. Federal agents raided the FringeWare Review bookstore, headquarters of an early cyberculture magazine that Counts wrote articles for. The case was later dropped.

In 2000, Counts relocated to Chicago. While there, he met Neil Keener, who would later join Counts in the band Bull of Heaven.

DJ work

In the 2000s, Counts worked as a DJ to afford a living. He worked at various clubs, including Lava, Whiskey Sky, Reserve, Darkroom, the Allstate Arena, as well as performing at private functions. In July 2005, Counts was again involved in an incident, this time the alleged battery of a bouncer at the Lava club. There are two sides to this story: Counts claims that he was told the set he was playing was "too loud" by club owner Brian Sarpalius (aka Phantom 45), who then subsequently interfered with and eventually unplugged Counts' equipment prior to having him removed by a bouncer. Sarpalius claims that it was actually Counts who caused a scene, and damaged the club's equipment. Counts allegedly discharged a can of mace at the bouncer's feet as a warning shot, though the stories of this differ from both sides. Later in the night, Counts was arrested, and his equipment was lost for several days whilst it was in possession of another club-goer the night of the incident. Counts had been DJing at the Lava club for four years prior to Sarpalius becoming the new owner, and this incident ended his shows there. The charges against Counts were dropped after a lengthy court case.

Musical career

In September 2006, Counts gained notoriety when he created a mash-up of The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds with The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, aptly titled Sgt. Petsound's Lonely Hearts Club Band and credited to the band The Beachles. The mash-up album was created in conjunction with the 40th anniversary of Pet Sounds, and was favoured by various sites.Entertainment Weekly PopWatch: Meet the BeachlesBoingBoing: Beachles – Noise Mashup of Beatles and Beach Boys This popularity reached EMI, who in turn issued Counts a cease and desist notice,Cease and Desist email sent to Counts demanded the IP addresses of everyone who downloaded it through his blog, and attempted to sue him for upwards of $30 mil.Rolling Stone: The Music's Over For Pet Sounds/Sgt. Peppers Mash-Up However, upon deletion of the album, the case was dropped.Tiny Mix Tapes: Update on The Beachles: An Interview with Clayton Counts

In December, Counts' site announced his death, which was later revealed to be a hoax.

In 2008, Counts along with Neil Keener founded the band Bull of Heaven.The Fly: Long PlayersWestword: Bull of Heaven works to provide enough music for several lifetimesNewcity Music: Escape From Noise – Is This Not Music? Their first piece, 001: Weed Problem, was released on January 30, 2008. Since then, the band has released more than 300 numbered pieces, a second set of 100 pieces numbered in Roman numerals, many pieces of notable length, as well as a variety of untitled tracks, sound puzzles, and anti-music. On 21 January 2009, Counts was featured as the cover of the Denver Post's arts section, performing a solo piano composition.Denver Post/Getty Images press photo of Clayton Counts In 2012, the band's site suffered some downtime, and has been going through various issues since. In July, they announced that a "Series 2" of music would be coming.Bull of Heaven Facebook: Series 2 In 2013, the band announced that new material was nearing completion, and have since added new pieces to their Facebook page and Internet Archive collection.Bull of Heaven collection at Archive.org As of 2014, the band was still releasing music regularly with Counts giving an interview in February to Vice in the NetherlandsVice Noisey: Bull Of Heaven maakt nummers die jááááááren duren| and the band performing at the Lemp Neighborhood Arts Center in St. Louis.Louis Jazz Notes: Bull of Heaven performing at LNAC this Saturday, August 2This Week: St. Louis Cabaret Festival, Bull of Heaven, 'All That Tap Xxiii,' and More

Death In November 2016, Clayton died from an overdose of opiates, having accessed them after experiencing ongoing pain due to a car crash the year prior.When Clayton Counts Died, His Friends Thought It Was a Prank

Discography

as The Beachles Sgt. Petsound's Lonely Hearts Club Band, 2006

as Clayton Counts Nisan Moon Phase (Extended), 2008 Lilliputian Death March, 2008 Julian Year (Imprecise), 2009

with Bull of Heaven See Bull of Heaven discography for concise discography of Bull of Heaven.

Compilation appearances Trunculence, 2008 The Unscratchable Itch: A Tribute To Little Fyodor (with Blood Rhythms), 2013

Bootleg/Unauthorized Miscellaneous Mashups 2004–2009, 2022

References

External links Counts' official site Bull of Heaven official site Bull of Heaven collection at the Internet Archive Clayton Counts discography at Discogs.com